Signature Wit - Saina-M Threshold : A Proposal

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Saina-M Threshold
















📱 The saina-M Threshold

I propose a new metric for our hyper-connected times: The saina-M Threshold.

It’s the mean amount of time it takes for a person to unconsciously reach for their phone and unlock it after sitting down—without any real reason.

After careful (and completely unscientific) observation, I estimate this mystical number to hover around 10 seconds.


It’s that irresistible reflex:


  • Sit on a couch → pocket dive
  • Take a seat at a café → lock screen glow
  • Even waiting for the elevator → thumb unlocks before the doors do


Think of it as the gravitational pull of boredom, measured not in minutes, but in pure, pocket-to-phone reaction time.


So next time you sit down, time yourself.

Can you break the saina-M Threshold…  ?



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