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Signature Wit - From Zen Koan

Yang-shan’s Sermon from the Third Seat A magician 🎩 ✨️ flew in from 🇮🇳  India one day. Yang-shan asked him, “When did you leave India?” The magician said, “This morning" 🌄 Yang-shan said, “What took you so long?” The magician said, “Oh, I went sight-seeing here and there on the way.” Yang-shan said, “You obviously have occult power, but you haven’t yet dreamed of the great occult power of the Buddha Dharma" The magician returned to India and told his followers, “I went to China 🇨🇳 to find Mañjuśrī, and instead I found Little Śākyamuni.” 

Remixing Yo Yo

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 Local di maid Never seen cigars Pull ups really shake Ola di cabs .... Ready-made suits Only got a pair I am mother worshipping God loving Debonair Foreign tourism di reels ... From city of minars I got SHUDH honey Only solar power Munda ae Rare ... but Karta mai care Morning metro rides Tea at local shops Facing the breeze & Chasing my dreams I am mother worshipping & God loving debonair ~Saty (Sunkissed & Yo Yo Music Fan)

I'm a Coder!

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  I am coder with badges on my shoulder Files in my folder You'll be archived if you are older Here the temperatures are colder Defects are getting bolder To *Execute* I have received an executive order I am not schizophrenic  but my sanity is at the border Don't do things behind my back Coz my peripheral vision is wider In the jungle - they call me strider I don't smoke but in my pocket, there is a lighter Don't ask me why The answer won't make you wiser I am not a knight I don't wear a shining armor My T-shirts have quotes and I stay incognito like a sniper You cant read me, my thoughts  are all encoded, they are like a cipher I don't show off my stripes like a Bengal tiger As I stay silent my mind moves around like a Viper Look there is a bug in my code It is trying to hide behind and erode With surgeon-like precision, I take it out like a tumor before it can spread around like a rumor As Double-O-7 has a license to kill My null pointers are initialized t...

My Signature Wit#2 - Observations

Once Sherlock told to his best friend Dr Watson - "You see, but you do not observe" We all see, we keep saying and most times do nothing. Every moment keeps passing like a film roll, things keep happening and we keep munching pop corns. I have seen many things too. There are moments when you see something and it distracts you from just seeing it. This distraction is pivotal for making an observation. An observation is an additional layer to seeing it. Observation is a reaction, a mental one.  Below is collection of such discontinuous observations that I had from time to time. Spider Man's Hindi Poster The English poster of Spiderman 2 said -"His Greatest Battle Begins" The same thing in Hindi was written -  "Jab sab dushman honge viruddh Woh karega jeevan aur maut ka Yuddh" In Hindi - सारे दुश्मन होंगे विरूद्ध वो करेगा जीवन मौत का युद्ध Now you call it stupidity or creativity? Office Cabs Office cabs are like single seaters  one seat ...

My Signature Wit #1

My signature wit, in a classic retrofit! This series is to bring together my various Facebook posts that I have published over the years when I have been distant from blogging platform. This series will eventually also contain some original source material which isn't / will not be posted on my Facebook wall. The contents of this series would be my one point stop of my various views, burrowed quote and fascinating facts that I have managed to know and acquire over the past few years. I will include the good ones, the bad ones, the embarrassing ones - everything under one umbrella here. This series will contain a multitude of disconnected topics ranging across various genres because I have kept scribbling wherever my interests and curiosity have pulled me along. I may restructure few of the already published articles/quotes - to add clarity, correct grammar and also to add any changes in opinion in case they have perforated due to my constant reading endure. So, feel free t...

Colors of Love

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The Typed Version Follows Colors of Love My red Porsche  And her golden bracelet Walking through the meadows When the sky is violet My green Dodge Viper And her aqua blue eyes We have locked each other in a stare Now her eyes have a luminous orange flare My white Lamborghini And her red nail polish She tells me, she loves me In French, German and Spanish I've put these toys in backyard She has stowed away all her glitz I lit a fire, and call her my heart's desire She stops the dryer, and calls me a liar But she knows its true; believes it too Why else my name would be her tattoo? Inky blue night surrounds us There is now a music of silence It's true, love can grow Without any eloquence No words are spoken; still everything is told True love is like that, it never gets old Every morning is new When I wake up with you Let's add some filters  And make these sunrises of any hue The flow of your silky black hair The ...

Harry Potter's Indian Avatar

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Harry Potter’s Indian Avatar To all the Harry Potter fans, did you ever imagine what would be if the magical world created by J.K.Rowling was based in India? What would characters look like? What would their names be? Well, the answer to the second question is here. I too, like many other Harry Potter fans loved to dwell in the fantasy world of magic and wizardry whenever I wanted to take a break from reality or during the hours of inactivity. I ventured to the extent my mortal imagination could permit and I was left wondering what would happen if I baptized the Harry Potter characters and made them Indians. This prospect sparked a genuine curiosity in me and what you are going to read next is a result of that. To know more about the idea and how it came into existence I have written a separate addendum at the end (so that I won’t distract you from the main task for which you might have landed on this page). Baptizing the Harry Potter characters into Indian counterparts has b...