The Breakfast Republic: Ethics of Eating a VADA
There are moments when I quietly abandon culinary etiquette. In the Darshinis of Bengaluru—whether it is a Sagar, an A2B, an Adigas, a Rajathadri or Udupi’s, a Namoora Thindi, By2Coffee, a Taza Thindi or any of the countless breakfast sanctuaries that perfume the morning with the fragrance of hot oil and fresh filter coffee—the polished steel spoon and the obedient little fork sit beside the plate with quiet optimism. I ignore them. Instead, I plunge my fingers straight into the freshly fried vada. The first crackle does not happen on my tongue. It happens at my fingertips. That crisp, brittle crust yields with a satisfying resistance before surrendering to a warm, cloud-like softness hidden within. Somehow, the fingers experience the contradiction before the palate does. The mind receives an advance notice: this impossible thing is about to be both crunchy and tender at the same time. It feels less like eating and more like shaking hands with breakfast. Then comes the tiny philosophic...