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I'm a Coder!

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  I am coder with badges on my shoulder Files in my folder You'll be archived if you are older Here the temperatures are colder Defects are getting bolder To *Execute* I have received an executive order I am not schizophrenic  but my sanity is at the border Don't do things behind my back Coz my peripheral vision is wider In the jungle - they call me strider I don't smoke but in my pocket, there is a lighter Don't ask me why The answer won't make you wiser I am not a knight I don't wear a shining armor My T-shirts have quotes and I stay incognito like a sniper You cant read me, my thoughts  are all encoded, they are like a cipher I don't show off my stripes like a Bengal tiger As I stay silent my mind moves around like a Viper Look there is a bug in my code It is trying to hide behind and erode With surgeon-like precision, I take it out like a tumor before it can spread around like a rumor As Double-O-7 has a license to kill My null pointers are initialized t...

My Signature Wit#2 - Observations

Once Sherlock told to his best friend Dr Watson - "You see, but you do not observe" We all see, we keep saying and most times do nothing. Every moment keeps passing like a film roll, things keep happening and we keep munching pop corns. I have seen many things too. There are moments when you see something and it distracts you from just seeing it. This distraction is pivotal for making an observation. An observation is an additional layer to seeing it. Observation is a reaction, a mental one.  Below is collection of such discontinuous observations that I had from time to time. Spider Man's Hindi Poster The English poster of Spiderman 2 said -"His Greatest Battle Begins" The same thing in Hindi was written -  "Jab sab dushman honge viruddh Woh karega jeevan aur maut ka Yuddh" In Hindi - सारे दुश्मन होंगे विरूद्ध वो करेगा जीवन मौत का युद्ध Now you call it stupidity or creativity? Office Cabs Office cabs are like single seaters  one seat ...

Wired Survival

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Lets log out, lets shut down Common, now don’t wear that frown Lets switch-off, lets go offline Don’t worry life will still be fine Internet is not a home, Chat rooms are not real rooms Facebook is not your bed You can’t tweet once your dead iPad is not a royal palace iTunes is not real music Art is not photoshop You no more buy from a real shop Battery is not your life Apps are not your relatives Temple run is not a real run After some time its no more fun Friend requests wont get you friends Re-tweets won’t make them your fan You make a big fuss about not having Wi-Fi  but just 1MBPS LAN Profile pic. Oh that’s not really you Wall post! Again you copied it from somewhere new Hangouts, now they have a new meaning Ah! Google is now beaming Emoticons are not emotions Porn is not really sex Stumbling is not a hobby Life is not just timeline Like, Comment and Share That’s what now you really care ...